"Who did I hear last night? Secret Machines. It was called 'Nowhere Again' or something, f***ing brilliant. I was really into that last night on the radio. That was great, and it was right next to Bloc Party. Bloc Party are nice."

Graham: Let's talk about similarities rather than differences. They all dig at least one or two Rainbow singles. I guess the geniuses will be coming to see me and the sheep will be going to see The Darkness. I'd quite like to see them actually. I like to see a Les Paul being thrashed within an inch of its life.

Graham: I'm looking forward to my own set from about halfway through onwards, when the hard work is out the way and I can let go.

Graham: It if rains, I think I'll disrobe. I could just disrobe anyway. I'd have to wear my lucky pants.

Graham: I'd dodge them. I played the Fuji Rock festival last weekend and I kept being attacked by these giant bugs and that was disgusting, so bottles I can handle. No sharpened coins though.

Graham: No, I won't be taking any. I can't. I don't indulge in any mood-altering substances any more. Just walking up the high street I see them from all over the world sitting in jars. It's a bit of a con, I think.

Graham: Avoid jester hats. Drink lots of beer, but not too much. Drink lots of water and... basically, no I don't.

Graham: Yeah! I lost my virginity in a tent. Was it at a festival? No way! Not with all that noise. It was a campsite in France. At a festival you'd have to presume you were partaking in drunken or drugged sexual activity.

Graham: I'm not a huge festival fan. Festivals have ruined so many good pairs of shoes for me. How many suede brushes have I gone through? It's ridiculous.

Graham: I've extended the word 'f***' in 'Who The F***' from being said 20 times to 40 times. Do you mean gimmickry? The Darkness need that, not me.

Graham: I've never fallen off a stage. I have to climb over pedals and monitors to get off the stage. To fall off the stage you have to be showing off like an arse first.